Some call what we do to the clubs on the weekend homicide, and some call it wreckless abandonment of responsibility... But if you know how gritty the Yellow Hammer can be in crevices of the small counties, you know "out in the street, they call it murder!!!"

Welcome to Jamrock!

Just below Florida in the black sand beaches of Trenchtown and Kingston they kicks it in the worst way! Cloud X Entertainment visited the Hatian filled dance halls and witnessed the dirty wine and are recreating the EXOTIC, ELECTRIFYING, and GRIMY ((hip rolling)) ordeal THIS WEEKEND.

Game recognized, we're bringing it right back to the Red City (Tuscaloosa) for proper exploitation.

Get yuh dividends togedduh and do sumtin wit yuh bushwacka. Nuh need fa yuh heels, cuz dem doowit bare foot on de island... yundastand? This uh be da rudest fokin night uh ya life. Big like ROCKWILDER....

///JAMROCK/// reggae * session

- this FRIDAY (June 5th)

- 1 HR REGGAE SESSION

- La Fiesta Brava
- 10pm til 2am
- MUST BE 18+
- LADIES ((( $5 ALL NIGHT )))*
- GUYS ((( $10 ALL NIGHT )))*
- ROWDY ASS COPS

** suggested attire **

RED / YELLOW / GREEN
Bob Marley Ts
(MEN) - White button downs & jeans
(WOMEN) - Leggins, boyshorts, etc.


!!! MUST BE 18+ to ENTER !!!

Hit the highway going (North) of (North) and keep driving until the trees disappear and road goes narrow... Get out of the car, tilt your head back and watch the clouds burst into cotton candy. Don't be afraid.. You're nearly there and it's nearly time for "the BENGE."

The Benge (n.) - a massive hum-dinger of ass shaking, shoulder jigging, and twerking of the extraordinary type under a CLOUD raining candy and currency.

A mile away at the Edge of Saturday night, the (FORECAST) predicts a sugar rush from the heavens. Find yourself a spot in the club and beneath the CLOUD for the sweetest (intake) of your life.

- La Fiesta Brava
- (this SATURDAY)
- //10pm - 2am//
- FREE CANDY ALL NIGHT*
- Off Duty Cops on deck

Females: (free) before 11pm ($5) afterwards.
Males: ($10) ALL NIGHT

*(e.g. Blowpops, Starburst, Double Bubble, Skittles)

 

Young and Beautiful Children of the Underworld,

It's a savage lifestyle we live; partying weekend after weekend as if feeding the hunger of a beast unseen that lives in our consciousness. Our vice, like an mental birth mark, is true to our specific natures; embracing it will grant you peace... and it is the weekend that validates us doing so.

Love yourself... find your PURE DARKNESS.

This Friday (5/22/09) Cloud X Entertainment will host the DARKEST party Tuscaloosa has ever had the opportunity to witness. NO LIGHTS & NO REGRETS. Only the purple glow of the night and the sound of the Benge crowed crushing the worries of the week beneath the 808 of the hottest music out.



- LA FIESTA BRAVA (behind MELLOW MUSHROOM)
- 10pm - 3am
- Ladies (FREE before 11 / $5 Afterwards)
- Guys ($10 ALL NIGHT)
- Pissy Ass Security
- ((( WHITE ))) ATTIRE

 

30,000 light years below sea level we go. Past the concept of wet and beneath the idea of soaked... welcome to the ultimate saturation:

"Love Below"

We have grown a custom to taking things at face value; letting the surface be worth it... But sometimes, the point is (beneath) the reasoning. Sometimes its all about the implied, unspoken, underside of a situation that makes it kinky. And if you appreciate that... Then you should Love Below..

This FRIDAY - Cloud X Entertainment is flooding the LA FIESTA BRAVA with liquid buzz and the crushing waves of the BENGE CROWD to create the first:

!!!UNDERWATER PARTY!!!

(Huh? What the fuck you mean "underwater?") - Love Below and you'll understand.

- La Fiesta Brava (this Friday)
- Swim suite Attire!!
- ladies FREE before 11pm (5 dollars afterwards)
- Guys $10 all night!
- Security sour as shit so be easy
- Bring your I.D.

Cloud X Entertainment ain't cha average niggas, so we don't do "average nigga" shit.
Keep ya feet to the ground and your head in CLOUD.

 

If we're all as (FLY) as we say we are...
then let's make it a norm and equate it with walking.

<<<Attention "SKYWALKERS">>>

Let's be frank; the school year is partially a showcase of personality, a "we parade" in the sky for the
FLY FUCKAS of the UNIVERSE, but shid...

"even the sun goes down
heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie
and sometimes "y"
nothin' is for sure
nothin' is for certain
nothin' lasts forever"

- and even the FLYEST of us all will eventually (Crash Land). This particular disaster is scheduled to occur on: MAY 1st at the LA.FIESTA.BRAVA.

At the very end of Dead Week when all of the craming is done and the stress is thick on your skin and obvious in your face --- don't seek a bed quite yet --- but do grab your most comfortable pair of pajamas
(if you sleep naked, we don't discriminate) and come CRASH with the Binge Crowd. We should have called it a "release party" because we don't plan on holding anything back.

this party is literally on <<< THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR >>>
We ain got shit to lose but sleep and clothing.